Welcome to the December 2007 edition of "Jud's New England
Journal," the rather curious monthly musings of Judson Hale, editor-in-chief of
Yankee Magazine, published for over 70 years in Dublin, NH.
The
Three Most-Asked Questions About New England
1. Where's 'Down East'
begin?
2. Why were bridges covered?
3. Were spring dance floors built to be
that way?
I thought by now everyone knew the answers to these. But during this
past year, I've received quite a few e-mails indicating that quite a few don't. So,
well, for a little Christmas present to those in doubt, here's my take on all
three.
Let's start with "Down East." Almost everyone knows the correct meaning
in a nautical sense: When you're sailing northeast along the coast of Maine, you're
almost always sailing with the wind, or downwind. Okay -- but where exactly does the
area called "Down East" begin?
Many equate the term with the entire coast of
Maine. They maintain that it begins the second you cross the Piscataqua Bridge at
Portsmouth, New Hampshire, heading north. However, the majority of New Englanders,
myself included, think of Portland, Maine, as the very southernmost town or city Down
East. Some purists argue that Camden or even Penobscot Bay is the starting point, but
I'd call that area "way Down East". Then, of course, Nova Scotia would become "way,
way, way Down East."
Now as to why bridges were covered and why some of the
roofs were so high, I think I'll refer to my late friend, Joe Allen of Vineyard
Haven, Massachusetts. He used to answer reader questions in Yankee under the
heading "Sayings of the Oracle." Here, written a month before he died, is his last
reply to the covered bridge question. Obviously, he was sick of the subject. It's
heretofore unpublished, because at the time we felt Joe was being overly cranky.
Which he was. But here it is, verbatim.
"Jesus for Guard Almighty, we thought
all hands knew by this time. Bridges were covered, damn fool, for the same reason
women used to wear petticoats -- to protect their underpinnings. Ever hear that wood
rots when it gets wet? Your asinine suggestion that they were covered to keep snow
off the road is dead wrong. In fact, I recollect throwing snow inside covered bridges
after a snowstorm so our sleighs wouldn't grind on the wood. As to the height of
covered bridges, any simpleton would know it took some height to get a full hay wagon
through." Thanks, Joe.
Finally comes the question of spring dance floors.
Were they made "springy" deliberately, or were they just the result of weak
construction? Well, I had a conversation with Philip Baker of Antrim, New Hampshire,
some years ago on this subject. Phil, a noted expert on historic-building
restoration, had personally studied spring dance floor construction details during
some of his company's projects. His conclusion: Some were made deliberately and some
were that way by accident.
He said the actual springing quality was created
by the lack of support beneath the ballroom floor and/or the use of particularly
springy timbers for the floor joists. He told me that the Jones Tavern in Weston,
Massachusetts, had one of the very best spring dance floors, but like so many of
them, it didn't conform to present-day legal specifications and had to be reinforced,
which removed the spring. The original Jones Tavern floor joists were made of
3x10-inch spruce -- "a real whippy wood," Phil said. Certainly that had to be
deliberate. Phil and his fellow workers were amazed at how easily they could make the
floor "pick up a lively rhythm."
I've walked and bounced (I'm not much of a
dancer) across the ballroom of the historic Hamilton House on 9 Chestnut Street in
Salem, Massachusetts, and I'm convinced that the considerable spring of that floor in
such an otherwise solidly constructed house was no accident.
Maybe next month
I'll address a few more often-asked questions. In the meantime, however, Merry
Christmas, everyone.
